what is this and why is it
Nick, 22, ftm, Libra, gay, Philosopher, Artist, cosplay and gaming hobbyist, wicked smart, crazy like a fox, also anxious like a peacock. Engaged but available
“I am multidimensional”
I found all of these on a 20 minute walk downtown today!
Cute tiny owl with mushrooms by Tanja Brandt
His hobby is mushrooms
the top ten most popular keywords that…get people to my shop basically
my most viewed item is my rbc’s necklace and it’s also my most sold item
the next is my mushroom stakes, mario mushrooms charm bracelet, and my orange octopus tentacle necklace…thingy….WHICH HAS NEVER SOLD BTW

SERIOUSLY SOMEONE GIVE IT A HOME ALREADY
(I don’t understand how it’s so popular yet no one wants to buy it…all the others were sold but were much less popular….how odd)
well
ok then
now I know what I need to make more of lol
I also can’t believe I sold this:

it’s the most expensive thing I’ve ever made
and also one of the things I seriously contemplated keeping for myself lol
I don’t know what the point of this post is
my own reference I guess idk lol
I have wanted to buy that tentacle neclace forever but i always forget to ask whenever we have money and i don’t remember until we’re broke
>.<
Character Name: Teemo
Fandom: League of Legends
Reasons people hate him:
Has an ability that places invisible mushrooms that explode on contact and deal damage over time and slow your champion. They’re annoying to step on and this makes people hate the character. But when Teemo is on your team, his mushrooms grant vision and block lane ganks by interrupting them before they get to lane when placed correctly.
Blinding dart is annoying because it makes all of your auto attacks miss for a short time, but when Teemo is on your team he can shut down the enemy AD Carry allowing you to attack without taking damage from autos.
He is a yordle. Bandle City is the home city of the yordle race and Teemo was the first yordle to enter the League but there have since been many others. He often takes part in the ongoing defense of Bandle City and acts as a scout making solo missions. He is honorable in combat and has earned a place among the Scouts of the Mothership, a highly distinguished Special Forces unit.
His voice/laugh is annoying. He’s a yordle, what do you expect him to sound like.
not to mention he has a fast attack that often steals your kills >n<
Last night I took some mushrooms and coloured with crayons. This is the result.
damn
get me a set of paints and some mushrooms
Why
holy shit okay this is, again, people applying western race relations to other countries and i will not have it
japan is notorious, absolutely notorious for fetishizing and being outright racist when it comes to stereotypes and other races. if you live in japan or you’ve ever experienced what it’s like to be a non-japanese person in japan,
japan is not the united states. the race dynamics are incredibly different. there are plenty of restaurants and businesses which have the sign ‘japanese only’ brazenly hung outside their walls. if you’re korean in japan? good fucking luck taking on the immense amount of racism that both the government and the general populace will hurl your way. there are third generation korean kids, who for three generations have had their families live in japan, who do not have japanese citizen ship purely based on the fact they have korean blood in them.
black people? a joke too. in japan they’re all buff, they’re all angry, and there is little presented to the country outside of outrageous stereotypes.
white people? you’re ignorant or you’re all idiots. that’s the truth, and it starts to deviate once you get into country by country. americans are all loud and fat and ignorant. british people are all upper class or fucking royalty of some kind.
so yes, it is offense. it’s offensive to not ‘white people’ in america, it’s offensive to the white demographic of japan, who funnily enough, don’t benefit from white privilege in a country in which they are not the ones on top of the ruling power structure.
i’m so sick and tired of westerners applying their racial dynamics to countries that have nothing to fucking do with them.
what’s even worse is white bloggers reblogging this going ‘oooh lmao’ about a country that has nothing to do with their racial politics in an attempt to seem more open-minded, which has the opposite effect when you’re basically imprinting your own views and your own country’s status on to another country’s. but i guess colonialism is dead, right?
not everywhere is america for fuck’s sake
One of the world’s biggest living things is a mushroom. There’s a giant network of honey mushrooms spread across 2,200 acres of Oregon that’s more than 1,500 years old, and it strangles trees from underground by cutting off their nutrient and water supply. Scientists call it ‘The Humongous Fungus.’ Source Source 2

Map outlining the area the fungus inhabits.
1 is it growing bigger?
2 should we let it?
According to the 1987 “How to Win at Super Mario Bros.” guide, the 1-Up Mushroom’s full name is “1-Up Extra Man Mushroom”.
i solemnly swear that starting today i will only call them “1-UP EXTRA MAN MUSHROOMS” for the rest of my life
Context - We were looking through our inventories to see how much food we had left.
Druid: “Oh yeah, I forgot about these weird mushrooms I picked up forever ago.”
DM: “OH MY GAWD. Just EAT one already, I’ve been waiting forever for that.”
Druid: “But I still don’t know what THEY DO.”
DM: “If you don’t eat them soon, they’re going to HATCH.”
Entire Party: “….. W A I T. W H A T????”