The Bitter Ghost Of Machiaveli

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[twirlingtroye]

sneak peak at Iggy Azalea’s new video

[dekutree-official]

how dare you compare teen pop sensation britney britney to her you uncultured swine

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[monstpurr]

Spyro The Trains Coming. Oh my god he has headphones on. He can’t hear us. Oh my god

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[narramin]

what a fucking power move

[pomrania]

[Image description: photo of some text (source not given) about Caesar’s last words. Transcription follows.]

Suetonius adds that, according to some reports, he said in Greek: “Kai su, teknon” (which Shakespeare turned into the Latin “Et tu Brute?”). It literally means “You too, child,” but what Caesar may have intended by the words isn’t clear. Tempest cites “an important article” by James Russell (1980) “that has often been overlooked”. Russell points out that the words kai su often appear on curse tablets, and suggests that Caesar’s putative last words were not “the emotional parting declaration of a betrayed man to one he had treated like a son” but more along the lines of “See you in hell, punk.”

[End description.]

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[garden-forgotten]

Castlevania Season 2 Stained Glass illustration

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[pastel-remedy]

op change your url this instant

[shinylitleo]

@hushitisme

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[tessarecovering]

I took Hazel my hedgehog to a pumpkin patch. I think she enjoyed it! Isn’t she a cutie?! 🎃 P.S. You can follow Hazel on Instagram @ heytherehazel

[accessiblecoldtimes]

[id: pictures of a hedgehog perched on top of a pile of small flat pumpkins that are approximately her size]

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[accessiblecoldtimes]

[id: a line of orange candles and string of jack o’lantern shaped paper lanterns above them. unfocused purple lights speck the background; most of the image is out of focus]

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[accessiblecoldtimes]

[id: two bats on a garland with berries and large red bow ties and ribbon wrapped around it. text reads, “seasons greetings”.]

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[accessiblecoldtimes]

[id: pumpkins that are on strings that stretch across an outdoors courtyard. it is foggy, making everything indistinct, and there are foggy lights in the background]

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[biggaybunny]

Early video game designer: Okay, we’re just about done with this level

Video game designer’s manager: Great! Did you figure out what to put at the end?

designer: Yeah, we put this tough, nasty, mean, ugly monster that the player has to beat. We made sure killing the monster feels as rewarding as possible.

manager: Cool! So what’s it called?

designer: The boss.

manager:

manager: why’s it called that

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[accessiblecoldtimes]

[video: a seal emerges from a hole in the ice to breathe. It yells “Ah! Woo!” then sinks back down]

[redpaperowl]

The ahh was so much deeper and the woo so much softer than i could have expected i love it

[copperbadge]

Me too, buddy, me too. 

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[thatwassexual]

The Scooby-Doo Project (1999)

[acreaturecalledgreed]

fun fact this special scared so many kids so fucking badly (b/c the blair witch aspect was played weirdly straight) that CN never aired it again 

[handsomezack]

you’re telling me this is real and not a shitpost

[preciousbeaan]

I seriously thought this shit was fake until I looked it up

[drawing-bored]

that one time a parody of a fake found footage film is believed to be fake until footage is found.

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[bakabon-no-papa]

i found a christian retelling of the first harry potter book and it claims that birthdays are unholy and are made up

[bakabon-no-papa]

some highlights

• Ron is a Slytherin
  
• Draco is a Ravenclaw AND a mysogonist
  
• Snape isn’t a cunt and is really nice and caring towards Harry
  
• Angels have replaced owls
  
• Dean Thomas is a main character for no reason
  
• Dumbledore isn’t gay and is married to a woman and is ALSO Hermionies dad
  
• It doesn’t take place in the UK for some reason
  
• Wizard duels are now called pray-offs

I’ll add more when i read more

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more

• Harry converts Draco into being a Gryffindor (who are depicted as pitch perfect Christians who follow the bible closely and only take orders from God)
  
• Eco friendly-ness is bad apparently
  
• Voldemort has hair
  
• Believing in evolution is apparently Satanic
  
• Voldemort wanted to make Christianity ILLEGAL
  
• Voldemort ALSO has a Reddit account
  
• Dumbledore calls Reddit a “godless coven”
  
• THEY LITERALLY TRY AND CONVERT VOLDEMORT INTO BEING A CHRISTIAN
  
• Harry says that Voldemort has been tricked by the lies of society and that he deserves to burn in hell 
  
• ““I’m just so upset that you don’t accept the Bible,” Hermionie sobbed femininely. “The Bible is the best book ever. Why can’t you respect that?”“
  
• Voldemort is described as a fornicating, drug-addicted evolutionist (Actually, this is what the author says that all Evolutionists are like this)
  

I can’t believe i found a fic to rival My Immortal

[sleepy-loopin]

This is some anti My Immortal shit

[sorry]

how does one sob femininely? 

[biomechanicaltomato]

y'all forgot where the woman Dumbledore is married to is McGonagall and the problem with the Dursleys is Vernon bakes brownies and Petunia has a career

@lowtideandhightea

[lowtideandhightea]

you forgot that the problem with slytherins is that they’re catholics